HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHARGE MIN $10K TO PLAY HIDEOUSLY MIXED MASHUPS FEATURING THE LIKES OF SWEET CAROLINE AND LINDSAY LOHAN?!
Oh right… you lick Lindsay’s carpet and have similar genetic makeup as people with actual talent.
Pyuck.
We have submitted JP for hipster runoff’s Kute Azn of the day. Please send your thoughts and prayers that this great honor is bestowed upon him. It will bring our city great honor, and increase our ability to wear neon with confidence.
My new fav.
‘the whitest boy alive started as an electronic dance music project in 2003. it has slowly developed into a band without any programmed elements.’
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this weekend with my friend away, i thought it would be a good idea to drink my weight in red wine and text him some topless photos. except it wasn’t a good idea at all. besides the fact that we aren’t exactly friends in the traditional sense, more like borderline enemies who hook up once [...]
artisan (n)- basically an artist who thinks he’s better than everyone else.
artisan (adj) – a word used by pretentious assholes who can’t think of any other reason why they are paying an exorbitant amount of money for some lame piece of art, cheese, bread, or any other material item that probably isn’t worth it.
socks with sandals
tevas
tank tops
white sunglasses
tight swimwear
cell phone holster
highlights
jeans below underwear/ass
sideways ballcap with flat brim (with or without original sticker)
chains
booming subwoofers
civic or pontiac
white car
any combination of the above three
cocaine habit
coca cola with breakfast
spitting
nascar
visor
half butts
white track pants
nut-hugging sweatpants
large set of keys attached to belt
bluetooth
face painting at sporting events
If you said yes to one or more of the [...]
Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? – m4w – 36 (Surrey)
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before [...]
I am embarrassed to admit that I recently joined the ranks of the sketchy when I set foot inside Gorgomish this past Friday night/ Saturday morning.
I had a conversation with one of the regulars who was going on and on about how she never thought she would hang out at such a place and how [...]
Man Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In Ground Praised For His Courage
So this weird thing happens whenever it gets really sunny and hot. For months and months before summer we all bitch and complain about ‘when’s it gonna be summer already?!’ forgetting about that other, less popular season called spring. Then when the sun comes out, we all do a very strange thing if you really [...]