Deal Breakers
- socks with sandals
- tevas
- tank tops
- white sunglasses
- tight swimwear
- cell phone holster
- highlights
- jeans below underwear/ass
- sideways ballcap with flat brim (with or without original sticker)
- chains
- booming subwoofers
- civic or pontiac
- white car
- any combination of the above three
- cocaine habit
- coca cola with breakfast
- spitting
- nascar
- visor
- half butts
- white track pants
- nut-hugging sweatpants
- large set of keys attached to belt
- bluetooth
- face painting at sporting events
If you said yes to one or more of the above, consider yourself undatable!
Don’t front like you don’t love a good cocaine habit