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Amy Goodman

The best way to start the day is with a wank, a tea (with milk), a smoke, and a quickly streamed firefox viewing of “Democracy Now”. Besides being a magically left news report, this webcast features one of the most amazing women of our time. Amy Goodman does something for me. I am not sure [...]

I get this uncontrollable urge, to want to go home

My boyfriend introduced me to this magical movie. I recommend that you watch it, it will make you cry like a little bitch. 
It documents Sigur Rós returning to Iceland after being away on tour, and playing a series of free unannounced shows in the remote villages of their home. The result is a breathtakingly beautiful account [...]

azn olympic fall out vs. zombie prostitutes

so those azn’s are getting some bad press over there. fake fire works, fake little girls, fake 16 year old gymnasts, fake fake fake. i haven’t watched, i’m not so in to sports. but i am pretty stoked for them to come here and tear this city to shreds. bet those foreign journalists wont be [...]

KUTE AZN OF THE DAY- PLZ STAND BY

We have submitted JP for hipster runoff’s Kute Azn of the day. Please send your thoughts and prayers that this great honor is bestowed upon him. It will bring our city great honor, and increase our ability to wear neon with confidence. 

n00dz

this weekend with my friend away, i thought it would be a good idea to drink my weight in red wine and text him some topless photos. except it wasn’t a good idea at all. besides the fact that we aren’t exactly friends in the traditional sense, more like borderline enemies who hook up once [...]