OMG! WTF? oh my god. what the f*ck.

Let this photo of a Kute Azn’s dilated pupils and vacant smile be your lesson to check if someone’s a sure thing before dumping your last bit of G in their G&T.

A mist of hard booze filled the bus as Wayne sat down amongst us in the back.  He had a crazy smile, long hair and wiry grey handlebars sprouting from the corners of his mouth.  He wanted to make friends and talk to everyone about art and life. He searched the back of the bus [...]

So the new 90210 is tonight.  It would be amazing if they did it like it was still set in the 90s.  I wonder if Ahhhndrea will be on it.  She must be like at least 60 now since she was like 35 when she was playing that nerdy teenaged newspaper chick.  She was almost [...]

Ladies, would you, or would you not, let the dude on the right throw it in you several times?

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Adbusters totally jacked my shit!
There was a time when I was totally mystified by them… Who are these people who aren’t carbon copies of the Granville strip chad? Where are their striped shirts, collars popped? Where are the drunken, suddenly bi-curious cokesluts with frilly minis (2008 UPDATE – that top/dress from Aritzia) so short you [...]

But how many of you actually know what his platform is?  This post is not meant to advocate for any particular candidate, just to ask probably the most important question to you regarding who a lot of you are supporting.
Were you mesmerized by Scarjo’s tatas and the infectious ballad in the Yes We Can video?
Do [...]

This is the first edition of a weekly, then monthly, then never, installment (that’s how they usually go) of our selection of the best party pics where people look like they are really, really, ridiculously fucked up.
This young, supple, unsuspecting subject has clearly had too many redbulls.
Missing from this pic is when she later grabbed [...]

Provocative or tasteless as tofu?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHARGE MIN $10K TO PLAY HIDEOUSLY MIXED MASHUPS FEATURING THE LIKES OF SWEET CAROLINE AND LINDSAY LOHAN?!
Oh right… you  lick Lindsay’s carpet and have similar genetic makeup as people with actual talent.
Pyuck.

My new fav.
‘the whitest boy alive started as an electronic dance music project in 2003. it has slowly developed into a band without any programmed elements.’
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