artisan (n)- basically an artist who thinks he’s better than everyone else.
artisan (adj) – a word used by pretentious assholes who can’t think of any other reason why they are paying an exorbitant amount of money for some lame piece of art, cheese, bread, or any other material item that probably isn’t worth it.
socks with sandals
tevas
tank tops
white sunglasses
tight swimwear
cell phone holster
highlights
jeans below underwear/ass
sideways ballcap with flat brim (with or without original sticker)
chains
booming subwoofers
civic or pontiac
white car
any combination of the above three
cocaine habit
coca cola with breakfast
spitting
nascar
visor
half butts
white track pants
nut-hugging sweatpants
large set of keys attached to belt
bluetooth
face painting at sporting events
If you said yes to one or more of the [...]
I am embarrassed to admit that I recently joined the ranks of the sketchy when I set foot inside Gorgomish this past Friday night/ Saturday morning.
I had a conversation with one of the regulars who was going on and on about how she never thought she would hang out at such a place and how [...]
Man Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In Ground Praised For His Courage
So this weird thing happens whenever it gets really sunny and hot. For months and months before summer we all bitch and complain about ‘when’s it gonna be summer already?!’ forgetting about that other, less popular season called spring. Then when the sun comes out, we all do a very strange thing if you really [...]
I recently strolled into a one of the trillion locations of a well-known coffee behemoth to purchase some office coffee and ran into the guy from Abel Pest Control who used to routinely check my previous workplace for rodents and various other pests. We shot the shit and eventually I asked him what he was [...]
Our top picks of Vancouver’s best bathrooms to do bad stuff in:
DHM might as well stand for debaucherous houses of mischief.
Republic – no problem getting up to no good in these completely encapsulated powder rooms. Might as well be in a Colombian beach mansion with George Jung.
Modern – a redlight corridor of unisex stalls acts [...]