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Amy Goodman

Cherry Popsicle — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:30:50 +0000

The best way to start the day is with a wank, a tea (with milk), a smoke, and a quickly streamed firefox viewing of “Democracy Now”. Besides being a magically left news report, this webcast features one of the most amazing women of our time. Amy Goodman does something for me. I am not sure if it’s her voice, or her no nonsense hair cut. I can just imagine her going into Super Cuts and saying “Just a trim please! Side part. Highlights? No thank you, I’ll just touch up this mouse-brown. AH! Keep that blush away from me!”

Bless you Amy Goodman and your zero feminity. Bless you.

I get this uncontrollable urge, to want to go home

Cherry Popsicle — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:58:31 +0000

My boyfriend introduced me to this magical movie. I recommend that you watch it, it will make you cry like a little bitch.

It documents Sigur Rós returning to Iceland after being away on tour, and playing a series of free unannounced shows in the remote villages of their home. The result is a breathtakingly beautiful account of the bands love for their country, and their country’s overwhelming adoration for them. You don’t have to be familiar with their music to appreciate the eery beauty of this movie.

Link: Heima

(This post has been brought to you by Ali wanting to say “My boyfriend,” and taco pizza)

azn olympic fall out vs. zombie prostitutes

Cherry Popsicle — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:45:34 +0000

so those azn’s are getting some bad press over there. fake fire works, fake little girls, fake 16 year old gymnasts, fake fake fake. i haven’t watched, i’m not so in to sports. but i am pretty stoked for them to come here and tear this city to shreds. bet those foreign journalists wont be so upset about a lip syncing kindergardener when they see a fleet full of naked zombie prostitutes with hypodermic needles in their eyes being driven out of sight.

the chinese government gave the earth quake survivors tv’s to watch the games in their tents. what’s cheaper, us giving the 2000+ homeless people smack, or flat screens? fuck this. i’m watching with them. i bet there’ll be less traffic where ever they are hidden.

KUTE AZN OF THE DAY- PLZ STAND BY

Cherry Popsicle — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:14:01 +0000

We have submitted JP for hipster runoff’s Kute Azn of the day. Please send your thoughts and prayers that this great honor is bestowed upon him. It will bring our city great honor, and increase our ability to wear neon with confidence.

n00dz

Cherry Popsicle — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:16:45 +0000

this weekend with my friend away, i thought it would be a good idea to drink my weight in red wine and text him some topless photos. except it wasn’t a good idea at all. besides the fact that we aren’t exactly friends in the traditional sense, more like borderline enemies who hook up once a year, camera in the bathroom mirror isn’t the height of sexiness.

i also think his phone is the model that you buy when you’ve left your cell in a cab 4 times in the last month and say fuck it, i’m buying the cheapest one available at rogers. so blurry, lavatory staged images of my nipples are floating around. lovely. knowing him they’ll end up on www.hipsterrunoff.com under “worst alt boobs.”

in the depths of hell that was my n00dz hang over, i realized that everyone does it. one can’t help but wonder, do guys show their friends the naked pictures girls send them? off course they do. because girls sure as hell show their friends. a quick spotlight search for “cock” on my lap top calls up multiple images of my girlfriends ex lovers. i even have an entire folder of filthy texts an old boyfriend sent me, complete with photos of us holding the phone to our faces, laughing at “you want my hot load.”

if the blurry pictures of my boobs aren’t exactly porn material, guys take note- your half hard penis poking out from under your beer gut isn’t either. no matter how much you drink, no matter how many miles are between you, DON’T SEND N00DZ!