OMG! WTF? oh my god. what the f*ck.

This site is so good on so many levels I had to blog about it. Most likely spawned from Diesel’s Make Porn Work Safe viral that was in heavy circulation a few months ago.

I saw this posted on a BBS — there was no attribution.

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open [...]

I learned to fuck from my cousin Fran, when I was 18. She was a year younger than me, and lived on a farm in Northern Wisconsin. I had been visiting this farm, every year, since I was about 12, but as Fran and I grew older, we developed a fond friendship, and in our [...]

Taken from here.

By Maria Castro
Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she’d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box [...]

November 4, 2008. A day to remember. A black man is decisively elected as the next president of the United States.
I’m guessing a woman president to be the next big political milestone, then maybe a Latino after that. After all that, maybe…. just maybe, we’ll see an Asian in the White House.
Keeping hope alive for [...]

A massive alien spaceship is to land on Earth today. The rumors were triggered by Aussie psychic Blossom Goodchild, who said the aliens had told her of their plans that a huge intergalactic spaceship will appear over the American desert.
Blossom’s most recent book “The Bridge” documents the messages channelled to her by the Cosmic Beings [...]

I wish I never had to line up at the 49th. It really sucks to have to waste little precious time we have on this Earth lining up to cross the border. Why do we even have that border? It’s so pointless.
If America and Canada combined forces and became one nation, things would be so [...]

This is the point of the night when your E or whatever other drugs you’ve swallowed/smoked/snorted/hooped kick in and you start to actually feel the music move through your body. This guy is about one shot of JD away from “a really epic night”.
Taken from Half Alive.

Someone close to me has informed me that they will be attending one of these Landmark Forum seminars based on it being “highly recommended” by their peers at work since the founder of the company they work for apparently once attended a session and he loved the results he got. Skeptical, I asked this person [...]