OMG! WTF? oh my god. what the f*ck.

1.) The greatest pipe on earth.  Who needs Rizlas?
2.) Sign me up!
2.) If only advertisers could use their brilliance for good rather than evil.

“Stories told in just six words.
Brevity is a virtue.
This is a collection of short short stories consisting of just six words. It was inspired by Ernest Hemingway’s famous challenge.
Six Word Stories will include stories by famous people, reader submissions, myself, and the Internet at large.”

This is the second installment in the ‘make it stop’ series (first seen in my previous blog) which began with the tragedy known as ’shutter shades’.  This is somewhat related (ie both are utilized and subsequently bastardized, exploited, and done do death by sir Kanye West).
I would argue that use of the vocoder was ONLY [...]

I saw this posted on a BBS — there was no attribution.

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open [...]

So, it’s pretty much been happening since 2005, and Pepperoni Pizza will be spinning in his future Hummer’s grave, but the cutbacks and layoffs and bankruptcies of the North American auto industry are becoming frighteningly more commonplace and signify the imminent end, or at least substantial crippling, of the industry that built America.
As the assembly lines [...]

A massive alien spaceship is to land on Earth today. The rumors were triggered by Aussie psychic Blossom Goodchild, who said the aliens had told her of their plans that a huge intergalactic spaceship will appear over the American desert.
Blossom’s most recent book “The Bridge” documents the messages channelled to her by the Cosmic Beings [...]

I get kinda annoyed at the fact that there is already Halloween candy for sale at the check out at Shopper’s, but I think I’ve figured out what I’m going to be for Halloween, and I’m pretty excited about it:
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Soon there will be a genius joining our ranks by the name of Cottage Cheese.  He will blow your minds with stuff like this:Beirut if he ever puts down the ciggies and ciders  long enough to bang something out on his computer.  Now that Cherry Popsicle is away maybe he’ll regain access to it.

I’ve been seeing a lot of photoshopped pics of McCain’s sidekick all over the internet, and in tasteless email forwards, featuring her head glued onto naked pornstar bodies and other suggestively dressed sex symbols and it’s starting to make me a bit queasy.
Feminists are in an uproar over this, even ones who totally disagree with [...]

So the new 90210 is tonight.  It would be amazing if they did it like it was still set in the 90s.  I wonder if Ahhhndrea will be on it.  She must be like at least 60 now since she was like 35 when she was playing that nerdy teenaged newspaper chick.  She was almost [...]