OMG! WTF?

Ladies, would you, or would you not, let the dude on the right throw it in you several times?

from andrewandrewandrew.com

I am embarrassed to admit that I recently joined the ranks of the sketchy when I set foot inside Gorgomish this past Friday night/ Saturday morning.

I had a conversation with one of the regulars who was going on and on about how she never thought she would hang out at such a place and how she was surprised that everyone was so awesome and the music was so awesome and she has such an awesome time there and now goes all the time.

Hypothetically speaking, wouldn’t anyone who frequented a place that caters to people who can stay up for endless hours past standard last call think that pretty much anything was awesome? I remember the first time I went to a rave and started feeling all fuzzy and weird and my pupils errupted to the size of toonies and I projectiled my guts out and thought to myself, ‘WOW, PUKING IS SO AWESOME!’.

Sad we can’t feel that way without eventually ending up like Michael J. Fox or potentially suffering a massive heart explosion while our spines turn to mush.

Question - does one actually have to be a good DJ to play there or do you become automatically awesome?

If you had a wife or girlfriend pregnant with your child, and you happen to get intimate the gestation period, do you consider that a threesome, group sex (depending whether or not you are expecting twins), or incest?

I’d like to hear your responses.