Archive for the ‘OMG! WTF?’ Category

an exciting time to be alive

Things are changing.  Drastically.  No one knows what’s going to happen, where we will end up, how to make sense of it all. Us humans, we love to judge, categorize and place things in historical context so we can feel like we know stuff about stuff.
-kewl mullato president
-financial crisis
-internet is killin it
-earth is dying
I’m not [...]

when bad marketing happens to good people

This was seen on East Hastings, just down the street from a store called Surprise Liquidation.

make it stop

This is the second installment in the ‘make it stop’ series (first seen in my previous blog) which began with the tragedy known as ’shutter shades’.  This is somewhat related (ie both are utilized and subsequently bastardized, exploited, and done do death by sir Kanye West).
I would argue that use of the vocoder was ONLY [...]

Safe For Work Porn

This site is so good on so many levels I had to blog about it. Most likely spawned from Diesel’s Make Porn Work Safe viral that was in heavy circulation a few months ago.

a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog

From the BBC:
In the middle of the news conference with Mr Maliki, Iraqi television journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi stood up and shouted “this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog,” before hurling a shoe at Mr Bush which narrowly missed him.
Showing the soles of shoes to someone is a sign of contempt in Arab [...]

The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever

I was going to rifle off a list of the worst Christmas songs ever, which would have been populated with some pretty obvious ones, like 8 Days of Christmas by Destiny’s Child (‘on the eighth day of Christmas by baby gave to me a pair of Chloe shades and a diamond belly ring‘).  Or on [...]

Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American

I saw this posted on a BBS — there was no attribution.

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open [...]

Massacre at Mumbai

Cornfield Love

I learned to fuck from my cousin Fran, when I was 18. She was a year younger than me, and lived on a farm in Northern Wisconsin. I had been visiting this farm, every year, since I was about 12, but as Fran and I grew older, we developed a fond friendship, and in our [...]

Tampons: A New, Dangerous Way For Teenage Girls To Drink

Taken from here.

By Maria Castro
Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she’d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box [...]