November 4, 2008. A day to remember. A black man is decisively elected as the next president of the United States.
I’m guessing a woman president to be the next big political milestone, then maybe a Latino after that. After all that, maybe…. just maybe, we’ll see an Asian in the White House.
Keeping hope alive for [...]
Sarah Palin says the media criticizing her for criticizing Obama is a violation of her First Amendment rights.
LOL
So, it’s pretty much been happening since 2005, and Pepperoni Pizza will be spinning in his future Hummer’s grave, but the cutbacks and layoffs and bankruptcies of the North American auto industry are becoming frighteningly more commonplace and signify the imminent end, or at least substantial crippling, of the industry that built America.
As the assembly lines [...]
A massive alien spaceship is to land on Earth today. The rumors were triggered by Aussie psychic Blossom Goodchild, who said the aliens had told her of their plans that a huge intergalactic spaceship will appear over the American desert.
Blossom’s most recent book “The Bridge” documents the messages channelled to her by the Cosmic Beings [...]
I get kinda annoyed at the fact that there is already Halloween candy for sale at the check out at Shopper’s, but I think I’ve figured out what I’m going to be for Halloween, and I’m pretty excited about it:
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Soon there will be a genius joining our ranks by the name of Cottage Cheese. He will blow your minds with stuff like this:Beirut if he ever puts down the ciggies and ciders long enough to bang something out on his computer. Now that Cherry Popsicle is away maybe he’ll regain access to it.
Starting sometime next summer if all goes to plan, subatomic particles will begin shooting around a 17-mile underground ring stretching from the European Center for Nuclear Research, or Cern, near Geneva, into France and back again — luckily without having to submit to customs inspections.
Crashing together in the bowels of Atlas and similar contraptions spaced [...]
Someone close to me has informed me that they will be attending one of these Landmark Forum seminars based on it being “highly recommended” by their peers at work since the founder of the company they work for apparently once attended a session and he loved the results he got. Skeptical, I asked this person [...]
I am so fucking sick of hearing people bellyaching about the new facebook design. Unless there is some kind of way that the new design is detrimental to my health or something I really don’t give a fucking shit that the infamous timesucker looks slightly different than it used to. Seriously people, get a fucking [...]