Archive for the ‘OMG! WTF?’ Category

Amy Goodman

The best way to start the day is with a wank, a tea (with milk), a smoke, and a quickly streamed firefox viewing of “Democracy Now”. Besides being a magically left news report, this webcast features one of the most amazing women of our time. Amy Goodman does something for me. I am not sure [...]

I get this uncontrollable urge, to want to go home

My boyfriend introduced me to this magical movie. I recommend that you watch it, it will make you cry like a little bitch. 
It documents Sigur Rós returning to Iceland after being away on tour, and playing a series of free unannounced shows in the remote villages of their home. The result is a breathtakingly beautiful account [...]

A Throwback from 2007

Adbusters totally jacked my shit!
There was a time when I was totally mystified by them… Who are these people who aren’t carbon copies of the Granville strip chad? Where are their striped shirts, collars popped? Where are the drunken, suddenly bi-curious cokesluts with frilly minis (2008 UPDATE – that top/dress from Aritzia) so short you [...]

PETA – not just a bunch of naked blonde bimbos!

Provocative or tasteless as tofu?

Oh, I almost forgot

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHARGE MIN $10K TO PLAY HIDEOUSLY MIXED MASHUPS FEATURING THE LIKES OF SWEET CAROLINE AND LINDSAY LOHAN?!
Oh right… you  lick Lindsay’s carpet and have similar genetic makeup as people with actual talent.
Pyuck.

KUTE AZN OF THE DAY- PLZ STAND BY

We have submitted JP for hipster runoff’s Kute Azn of the day. Please send your thoughts and prayers that this great honor is bestowed upon him. It will bring our city great honor, and increase our ability to wear neon with confidence. 

n00dz

this weekend with my friend away, i thought it would be a good idea to drink my weight in red wine and text him some topless photos. except it wasn’t a good idea at all. besides the fact that we aren’t exactly friends in the traditional sense, more like borderline enemies who hook up once [...]

Super Casual Encounter Bros.

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? – m4w – 36 (Surrey)
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before [...]

Why I Love The Onion

Man Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In Ground Praised For His Courage

omgsun

So this weird thing happens whenever it gets really sunny and hot.  For months and months before summer we all bitch and complain about ‘when’s it gonna be summer already?!’ forgetting about that other, less popular season called spring.  Then when the sun comes out, we all do a very strange thing if you really [...]