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13th Nov 2008

Tampons: A New, Dangerous Way For Teenage Girls To Drink

Taken from here.

Nicole had been experimenting for the third time that year with a new method to become intoxicated. She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner. She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it. Soon enough, she lost control and couldn’t even make it back to her bedroom. She did it to avoid having the smell of alcohol on her breath.

“I didn’t want to ruin my minty breath,” she remembered sarcastically about her first time using the method. “I was worried about getting home smelling like beer and mom flipping on me, but I wanted to get a booze, so I did it.”

Both Milagros and her daughter, now 19, prefer to remain anonymous; their names in this article have been changed. They say it would be embarrassing if neighbors and other family members found out about her experiment gone wrong. But while some believe media attention to this problem could serve to promote it, Milagros thinks it’s important that parents become alerted to this unusual way of “drinking.”

One teenage girl, who’d previously described using the tampon method during an interview about her gang affiliation, declined to comment when asked specifically to talk about tampons and vodka. She said it was something she didn’t feel comfortable discussing, although she acknowledged having seen it done at house parties and dance clubs in New York City.

One of Nicole’s friends, La Chula–as she introduced herself and who taught Nicole how to use “drunk tampons”–said the method is very common in Barranquilla, Colombia, her hometown. Oxford University scientific journals first reported this practice of alcohol consumption in the 1990s; by 1999, in the Oxford University Journal, the Medical Council on Alcoholism mentioned this method as “one of the unusual routes of alcohol ingestion that have been reported.”

Although some gynecologists doubt it has achieved the status of a trend–no hard research data exists to support the idea of one–many agree that it can be an efficient way to get drunk fast. “Yes, alcohol and other substances can be absorbed from the thin and vascular mucosa of vagina and rectum,” said Dr. Sorosh Roshan, a Board Certified Obstetrician and Gynecologist who maintained a private practice for more than thirty years in Summit, New Jersey and who is currently President of the International Health Awareness Network.

“It’s also true that the effect is faster than drinking, because the substance immediately enters the circulation by fast absorption into the vascular mucosa, not through stomach and dilution with gastric fluids,” Roshan added.

Although tampons are designed to retain liquids, they’re also used to deliver medications in the vagina, particularly among patients with vaginal infections or patients who may develop cancerous cells in the uterus.

“Tampons, as any other material has only a certain level of absorbency and when that level of absorbency is saturated, the excess substance in it will be released and absorbed by the surrounding tissue,” said Andrea Villegas, a patient being treated by gynecologist Mario Chaparro, in New York City, with tampons soaked in Aldara, a medication used to treat skin cells that can become cancerous, among other illnesses.

The use of tampons soaked in vodka to become intoxicated appears to have been out in the open for at least three years and it has been spreading quickly throughout Europe and the United States.

In the United States, the most notable reference is a popular song released in 2003 called “Band Camp” by Georgia folk singer and song-writer Vic Chesnutt. In the song, Chesnutt details a teenage infatuation , and tells of a girl getting drunk by wearing to school a vodka-soaked tampon: “Once you soaked a tampon in some serious vodka, wore it to school, second period science lab, you feel right off your stool.”

The University of Bristol organized several seminars in 2002 on “Alcohol, Education and Young People.” The topics included young females inserting tampons soaked in alcohol, and young people injecting alcohol. DrugScope, a Ukrainian non-governmental organization working with the Economic and Social Council of the United Nations, has also begun investigating the matter.

Meanwhile, Nicole continues to struggle with alcohol and life in general. After her mother busted her in the bathroom that night, she called the Alcoholics Anonymous offices in Manhattan, to make her mother feel better; but she never went. She said she hates to put her mother through this, because she doesn’t deserve it. One way or another, Nicole always ends up hanging out with the same people and doing the same things she’s been doing since that day at a house party where her best friend, La Chula, thought her how to use “drunk tampons.”

“I don’t know if I got used to them, messed up myself down there, or if my dependency has grown so big that I feel no pain anymore,” Nicole said. “It does make me feel disgusted with myself though, when I am sober.”

La Chula, on the other hand, said people shouldn’t be so alarmed about it.

“It doesn’t really matter how it gets in,” she said. “Alcohol in your system is alcohol in your system. El fin justifica los medios, which means, the aim justifies the means.”

email: mac2139@columbia.edu

I don’t know if this is true or not but OMG WTF.

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31st Oct 2008

I don’t even know what to say

Sarah Palin says the media criticizing her for criticizing Obama is a violation of her First Amendment rights.

LOL

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10th Sep 2008

Party Time!

Starting sometime next summer if all goes to plan, subatomic particles will begin shooting around a 17-mile underground ring stretching from the European Center for Nuclear Research, or Cern, near Geneva, into France and back again — luckily without having to submit to customs inspections.

Crashing together in the bowels of Atlas and similar contraptions spaced around the ring, the particles will produce tiny fireballs of primordial energy, recreating conditions that last prevailed when the universe was less than a trillionth of a second old.

From The New York Times.

The Large Hadron Collider was just activated last night.  It’s a big hairy deal basically because it will supposedly allow physicists to figure out how the world as we know it began.  Experiments with the device will somehow shed light on the makeup of atoms.

People are freaking the hell out though, because some think that the atomic collisions the LHC creates will more or less turn the world into anti-matter.  Others say that doomsday scenarios like that are impossible.  Still, people are throwing end of the world parties and killing themselves as a result.  Some are taking an indifferent stance since even if it were going to cause the end of the world, there isn’t much anyone can do about it at this point.

I’m definitely interested to know what comes of the experiments.  I’m also interested in any excuse to celebrate by drinking large amounts of alcohol.

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09th Sep 2008

The Landmark Education Forum

Someone close to me has informed me that they will be attending one of these Landmark Forum seminars based on it being “highly recommended” by their peers at work since the founder of the company they work for apparently once attended a session and he loved the results he got. Skeptical, I asked this person what it was all about and they couldn’t give me a real honest to goodness straight answer as to what goes on in these things. Basically, everyone raves about it, no one tells you what happens in these 3 day long sessions, and everyone just recommends they try it for themselves.

“It’s amazing.”

“It changed my whole perspective on life.”

“I’ve had so many breakthroughs after taking this course/seminar.”

Blah blah…

Here are a few other things that people recommend you try because of it’s sheer awesomeness and/or life altering experiences in no particular order:
Ecstacy, cocaine, skipping school to go to the beach, marijuana, botox, acid, sex in public, bungee jumping, boob job, finding Jesus… You get the point.

So I did some minor research. This is a basic summary of what this Landmark shit is all about. At the end are some tips to maybe help prevent yourself from buying into whatever it is they are selling.

Here’s another link with a transcript of a EST Seminar. EST is an earlier incarnation of Landmark.

Also below, here is a video that I have stumbled upon as well, that exposes a very different point of view to any potential recruits. Beware, its about an hour long and is French with English subtitles.

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Basically, it looks like it’s worse than any system of mind control that any Religious Organization has ever used. Landmark, much like Religion, gets you to toss out all logic, and critical thinking and buy into their form of self improvement, but by using forms of NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming), the Forer Effect, and good old fashioned sense deprivation. Going to Church on Sunday however is free.

I’ve seen enough online to know that I don’t need to check it out just to see what it’s all about, even if the $500 tab is being picked up by someone else.

Here’s a sweet YouTube video to check out as well.

Please read this before you consider registering for a course: http://www.rickross.com/reference/landmark/landmarkvisitor.html

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26th Aug 2008

So You All Think Obama is Totally AWSM Right?

awsm

But how many of you actually know what his platform is?  This post is not meant to advocate for any particular candidate, just to ask probably the most important question to you regarding who a lot of you are supporting.

Were you mesmerized by Scarjo’s tatas and the infectious ballad in the Yes We Can video?

Do you think it would be cool if America had a black president?

He’s really good at plucking at those heartstrings with his speeches.

I’m not saying I don’t like him, I’m just advocating the devil here by saying that if I really think about it, I don’t know much about this guy at all.

Thank goodness I’m not voting.

To hear what a disgustingly smart analyst says about the matter click here.

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16th Aug 2008

azn olympic fall out vs. zombie prostitutes

so those azn’s are getting some bad press over there. fake fire works, fake little girls, fake 16 year old gymnasts, fake fake fake. i haven’t watched, i’m not so in to sports. but i am pretty stoked for them to come here and tear this city to shreds. bet those foreign journalists wont be so upset about a lip syncing kindergardener when they see a fleet full of naked zombie prostitutes with hypodermic needles in their eyes being driven out of sight. 

 

the chinese government gave the earth quake survivors tv’s to watch the games in their tents. what’s cheaper, us giving the 2000+ homeless people smack, or flat screens? fuck this. i’m watching with them. i bet there’ll be less traffic where ever they are hidden. 

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23rd Jul 2008

The Whitest Boy Alive

My new fav.

‘the whitest boy alive started as an electronic dance music project in 2003. it has slowly developed into a band without any programmed elements.’

website

myspace

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27th Jun 2008

The Dirty Mermaid

I recently strolled into a one of the trillion locations of a well-known coffee behemoth  to purchase some office coffee and ran into the guy from Abel Pest Control who used to routinely check my previous workplace for rodents and various other pests.  We shot the shit and eventually I asked him what he was doing there. He told me out of all the locations in the city, this one was by far the dirtiest, and in fact he was quite disgusted by it.  He had inquired about the staff’s cleaning habits and they were basically like ‘meh, whatev’.  I looked around and agreed that it was pretty much filthy, and that I probably should never buy any food or drinks there ever again.  It’s the one on Broadway near Pine just in case you were wondering.

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