Things are changing. Drastically. No one knows what’s going to happen, where we will end up, how to make sense of it all. Us humans, we love to judge, categorize and place things in historical context so we can feel like we know stuff about stuff.
-kewl mullato president
-financial crisis
-internet is killin it
-earth is dying
I’m not [...]
This is the second installment in the ‘make it stop’ series (first seen in my previous blog) which began with the tragedy known as ’shutter shades’. This is somewhat related (ie both are utilized and subsequently bastardized, exploited, and done do death by sir Kanye West).
I would argue that use of the vocoder was ONLY [...]
So, it’s pretty much been happening since 2005, and Pepperoni Pizza will be spinning in his future Hummer’s grave, but the cutbacks and layoffs and bankruptcies of the North American auto industry are becoming frighteningly more commonplace and signify the imminent end, or at least substantial crippling, of the industry that built America.
As the assembly lines [...]
I wish I never had to line up at the 49th. It really sucks to have to waste little precious time we have on this Earth lining up to cross the border. Why do we even have that border? It’s so pointless.
If America and Canada combined forces and became one nation, things would be so [...]
socks with sandals
tevas
tank tops
white sunglasses
tight swimwear
cell phone holster
highlights
jeans below underwear/ass
sideways ballcap with flat brim (with or without original sticker)
chains
booming subwoofers
civic or pontiac
white car
any combination of the above three
cocaine habit
coca cola with breakfast
spitting
nascar
visor
half butts
white track pants
nut-hugging sweatpants
large set of keys attached to belt
bluetooth
face painting at sporting events
If you said yes to one or more of the [...]