Deal Breakers
socks with sandals
tevas
tank tops
white sunglasses
tight swimwear
cell phone holster
highlights
jeans below underwear/ass
sideways ballcap with flat brim (with or without original sticker)
chains
booming subwoofers
civic or pontiac
white car
any combination of the above three
cocaine habit
coca cola with breakfast
spitting
nascar
visor
half butts
white track pants
nut-hugging sweatpants
large set of keys attached to belt
bluetooth
face painting at sporting events
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